Archive for the ‘Humour’ Category
Wal-Mart has everything!
Wal-Mart has everything!
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, ‘My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.’
‘Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,’ Mike replies.
‘There’s a diagnostic computer...
December 17th, 2009 | Humour | Read More
Checking out.
I thought I would look in on you
I was feeling a little nosey, so I thought I would look in on you and see if you’re sitting at your computer and if you’re OK.
Yup, there you are and you look great!
December 17th, 2009 | Humour | Read More
The Smirnoff Vodka Effect:::Amazing Ads
The Smirnoff Vodka Effect:::Amazing Ads
Smirnoff Vodka Effect
September 12th, 2009 | Humour | Read More
Low Ink…
Low Ink…
Low Ink
Here a baby bear before birth is passed through a printer. When the cartridge is full baby bears are completely colored black and converted to bears.
After the Ink in the cartridge has gone below the specified level it starts printing Pandas and not bears. its because shortage...
July 14th, 2009 | Humour | Read More
Insulting Words You Should Know.
Insulting Words You Should Know
1. FRENCHIFY (v)
FRENCHIFY
Definition: 1) To make French in quality or trait 2) To make somewhat effeminate, and 3) To contract a veneral disease (a 19th century slang).
Analysis: We have the English to thank for this word. Most people implicitly understand...
July 3rd, 2009 | Humour | Read More
How to (Actually) Get the Girl.
We’ve all received some sort of relationship advice, and a lot of it comes on the eve of a first date or meeting for the first time… It’s common to hear things like: be yourself, be polite and conversational…etc. Well finally, researchers have found out what really gets the girl.
July 2nd, 2009 | Humour | Read More
Anger Management Through The Phone Calls.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take
it out on someone you don’t know.
I was sitting in my front room when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed...
May 18th, 2009 | Humour, Science | Read More

