In which city of India are you?

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and They start arguing about who’s right.

You are in Kolkata.


Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That’s Amchi Mumbai.


Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.

That’s Delhi.


Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly opens a chai-stall

That’s Ahmedabad.


Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn’t stop b’cos of a bug in the program.

That’s Bangalore.


Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.

That’s Chennai.


Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.

You are in Goa.


Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on

mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are definitely in Punjab !!!

2 thoughts on “In which city of India are you?”

  1. Excellent selection of situation and type of people living in the city. In case anyone from India listen to me pay attention to my word. History channel has displayed names of 50 Indian and asked we Indians to vote for selecting the greatest Indian. The names of greatest one Netaji Subash Bose, Sahid Bose, Bal Gangadhar Tilak all are missing in list. All may argue for right be in any city. Please be an Indian also

    1. Again the names of Subhash Bose, Sahid Bhagat Singh, Bal gangadhar Tilak are Missing. do something quickly or the channel will degrade our heros

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