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English is a crazy language
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. English is a crazy language In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway? Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall? Why is it that when...
The 5 toughest questions for men
The 5 toughest questions for men are: The 5 toughest questions for men 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so difficult...
Poor Husbands
Poor Husbands Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor… “Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she...
Why Male Elk Have Long Antlers?
Why Male Elk Have Long Antlers Why Male Elk Have Long Antlers? ‘It’s a guy thing, regardless of species.’
Wal-Mart has everything!
Wal-Mart has everything! One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, ‘My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.’ ‘Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,’ Mike...
Checking out.
I thought I would look in on you I was feeling a little nosey, so I thought I would look in on you and see if you’re sitting at your computer and if you’re OK. Yup, there you are and you look great!
The Smirnoff Vodka Effect:::Amazing Ads
The Smirnoff Vodka Effect:::Amazing Ads Smirnoff Vodka Effect
Low Ink…
Low Ink… Low Ink Here a baby bear before birth is passed through a printer. When the cartridge is full baby bears are completely colored black and converted to bears. After the Ink in the cartridge has gone below the specified level it starts printing...
Insulting Words You Should Know.
Insulting Words You Should Know 1. FRENCHIFY (v) FRENCHIFY Definition: 1) To make French in quality or trait 2) To make somewhat effeminate, and 3) To contract a veneral disease (a 19th century slang). Analysis: We have the English to...
How to (Actually) Get the Girl.
We’ve all received some sort of relationship advice, and a lot of it comes on the eve of a first date or meeting for the first time… It’s common to hear things like: be yourself, be polite and conversational…etc. Well finally, researchers...
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